Here we are in Sad England.
I have to move soon due to my landlady selling the property.
Only two of us, me and my cat, Puddles.
First stop, my local council, Lambeth, homeless unit.
They tell me that as I am not an ethnic, illegal or vunerable, there is nothing they can do to help, Great.
They also tell me that my cat can live under a bush ? Great.
Its a crime to be a white Englishman these days, Great. And, told by a black woman, Great.
Am I having a bad time here ?
My cat, Puddles is Black, but not classed as an ethnic, unfortunately. He is four years old, spayed and completely house trained. He don't smell, leave smells and don't leave any unwanted articles around. Thought I would mention this in case any offers arrive here.
If it was just myself, I wouldn't give a toss and would just move into my van, where I have been known to kip anyway during summer months weekend excursions to the coast. But, I can't as I have my baby Puddles to look after and take care of.
This really is a sad country and a sad government when an ethnic minority and illegal immigrant come before a home grown white Englishman to get a place to live.
Hope the local pc police don't read this, I could be arrested, Great.
The Flint